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Post by ladybug » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:19 am

This thread is for us ladies who like to "flirt" with (and about) the Big Guy. We know he doesn't read it but there is no harm in having a little fun. For those who never visited the corner on Keith's board or who wasn't on Keith's last board-this is an imaginary room where we went to have a little fun and let our fantasies run a tad wild. We, also, had parties here that included a few recipes (Rum Pecan Bread, etc.) Let's begin, shall we... {D said this forum was okay unless we go overboard. Overboard, Overboard-WHO- US! :o Surely not. :shock: }

The Room-

Keith lickable wallpaper (Have fun. There is plenty to go around in storage.)
A picture of Keith on the ceiling
A stage (this is for our new chorus line and where Keith, and the other gents, go to dance, and strip to our content. They also can go sing and act.)
A wall unit with a giant tv, a stereo, dvd player, and Keith videos.
A fully stocked kitchen and bar
A pool table
A giant hot tub
Big throw pillows with Keith's face on them

Is there anything you would like to add-PLEASE DO!

The Chorus Line (so far)-
Keith (duhh :D )
Keanu Reeves
Wesley Snipes
Johnny Depp
Jason Momoa
Woolvett Brothers
Sean Connery who will remain in his kilt (a man in a kilt..ladybug swoons....Keith in a kilt......ladybug falls out of her chair... )

Now......

Where was I....

OH YEAH! :wink:

Wolverine

Anybody else?

I'd like to start out by saying-Keith dressed in a black vampire suit with a black mask........ladybug drools, swoons...THUNK!

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Post by ladybug » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:32 am

His deep voice

His bedroom eyes

His mustache, goatee, and honey dipper....drool

His slightly hairy chest.....OHHH MYYYYYY!!!!!

Here I am trying to quit smoking and my mind goes here....oh well :( , there's always tomorrow. :)

Have a great weekend everyone!

ladybug/bigmama

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Post by D.Rabbit » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:41 am

Nice joint ya have here Ladybug, mind if I do some decorating?
Sorry no thud alerts, that should be in the title.

In keeping with the coming season, on stage left, filking a duet of "Love Is A Many Splendid Thing," into the abomination of "Lust Is A Juicy Slender Neck",
D. of the Dew presents.



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Pooky and DracuK

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Post by ladybug » Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:00 am

I'm glad you like it D.

Please feel free to add to our decore...


:lol: :lol: snort snort I love it!


OOPS-I forgot to add Shemar Moore to the chorus line SHAME ON ME!

Got to go for now-see ya!



I'm still looking for him to be under my Christmas tree wearing nothing but a strategictly placed bow Or, since I don't put up a Christmas tree..at my front door...Nitroglycerin in purse-check. :wink:

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Post by Ashanti » Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:15 pm

*Ashanti does the happy dance*

YAY, The Corner is back!!!!!! :banana:

Oh the lickable Keith wallpaper...how I missed that. :blurp:

I think I'll take a piece with me to where the stage is, and go enjoy D's production. :lol:
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Post by sprinkles » Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:53 pm

Sprinkles enters and looks around at the heat inside shakes her head, and opens with her super freezing blast of ice water to sorta cool down you ladies before you have a stroke :oops: :twisted: . Wee its a good thing the man in not here in the flesh. He'd be ripped to shreds. As Sprinkles exit she screams out "Keith fear not, I'll protect you from these crazed hehe ladies" : : You have nothing to fear from me okay Mr Actor man. :wink:

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Post by shione123 » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:11 pm

Sprinkles,

I'll take the second detail of guard duty. We'll keep Keith safe. And ladies no need to stop your fun, I find it funny.

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Post by Ashanti » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:18 pm

sprinkles wrote:You have nothing to fear from me okay Mr Actor man. :wink:
And that from the woman who broke the leather strap of her purse when she saw him in the flesh, huh?! :lol:
But yeah, I guess with your freakishly strong grip sis, you should be able to protect him well enough. :wink: I hope the man is gonna pay you for your body-guarding.

Oh, is good to have The Corner back, ain't it?!! Now I'm off for a dip in the hot tub.
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Post by ladybug » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:59 pm

ladybug finds a dry towel and dries herself off and looks around

Welcome One and All :balloons1:

Hey Sprinkles-why don't you blast Keith with that blaster, then his clothes would be all wet and we could have a wet suit (instead of t-shirt) contest. Of course he would have to join me and Ashanti in the hot tub. We wouldn't want him to catch a cold, now would we :wink: .
He wouldn't be ripped to shreds but his clothes would-they do the ripping when they strip. Or, he could mosey on over to me and I would be more than happy to help. :oops: :) ladybug invisioning Flash Dance-replacing Keith with the female
Hmmmm, maybe a body guard wouldn't be such a bad idea. But, who would protect him from them. :?

Keith dressed and then stripping:

Body guard?
Police Officer?
Fireman?
Sailor? ladybug lost in a dream world
Keith wiggling his booty and giving me a lap dance
ladybug swoons and falls dead away

Sprinkles-I think I need another blast. Make it frigid this time.

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Post by D.Rabbit » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:43 am

While you all where in the hot tub and fighting with the body guards....

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Well it is our scheduled Sat. night bath, whether we need it or not!

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Post by Ashanti » Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:57 pm

Dratz Bigmama, D. beat us to the punch once again!!!! :dry:

Ok, I think is time for a food fight....here D., lets start with you. :splat:

*Ashanti ducks trying to avoid D's retaliation*


:rollin: :rollin: Catch me if you can :rollin: :rollin:
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Post by ladybug » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:04 pm

A bath-yep D beat us to it. But, he'll need a massage after that bath. I'd best set it up:

Extra long bed
Towel (OR NOT :oops: :wink: )
Les Huiles Essentielles Aromacologie eucalyptus stress relieving massage oil
Les Huiles Essentielles Aromocologie lavender relaxing moisturizing oil
KY Warming Massage oil
candles
incense
soft music

He lays on his stomach and you start with the shoulders
Work your way down to his feet, then you gently rub back up to his shoulder
He gets on his back and you work your way up to his head
Then gently rub your way back down....up down up down..... :oops: Mind wandered elsewhere for a minute :wink:

He would, of course, fall asleep but will wake up energized, refreshed and ready to go.
Ready for what, you ask?
For whatever we wish, of course. :wink:

How about a poetry reading OR a reading of his erotic writings. I would need a blast of cold water first, and a Dr Pepper. I think I'd better grab a towel for drooling...
I'm ready when he is.....

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Post by ladybug » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:41 pm

pssst Ashanti-I found that cucumber you requested and it is a little bent, going to the left

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Post by Ashanti » Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:11 pm

^^^
Thank you my dear, you're a star!!! :smooch:
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Post by D.Rabbit » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:11 am

Ha, You missed, you have to be very fast to catch the Rabbit off guard. Too bad all those tomatoes landed on Keith while I was walking/hoping on his back. Pizza sauce anyone?

D. and Pooky dive back into the tub and stick their tongues :P :P out every time they jump up for air.

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