I actually wore a toupee today (well, a costume wig, as part of a prank). I got so many complements that I may do it more often, but with a "Minnie Pearl" style tag [1] saying "This is not my hair. I'm not trying to fool anyone, it's a sociopolitical statement. Hair is not a moral vir...

I think they were bowing to Majestic-12

What sounded like an Easter Screech owl (right intonation, modulation and envelope, but much harsher than I recall) seemed to have taken up residence in the woods across the street tonight. I went onto Youtube to confirm the owl call, b/c it sounded similar, but not quite right. I forgot I had a win...

21 users: 18 guests, BingBot, Majestic-12 (Bot), and me No, hold that. 18 Orphei, BingBot, Majestic-12... and a Gallifrey High Command general GHC general: All 18 of them! I didn't know when I was well off! My worst nightmare! 19th Orpheus enters. 1st Orpheus: Hey, 19 2nd Orpheus: Way back when, in ...

21 time travellers ... and me, waiting, b/c my parents always said "over 21, anything goes".

Okay, my parents never said that. Then again, I never heeded anything they did say. Call it even.

22 guests in center field, BingBot on the pitcher's mound... and me in the locker room with a sock on the doorknob.

She was a regular on ER.

If ER isn't an adventure, you're doing it wrong

Damn! Who let the Orph in?

Brown dwarves are now hypothesized to be more common than all other stellar types put together, and they can be much less warm than a jack o'lantern -- even room temperature, give or take 100 degrees. Despite a toasty surface temperature of over 900 C, and being one of our closest neighbors (after t...

I don't do much around here. I generally just do as I'm ordered, and we're no much for orders on ReNext.

Please demote me to the membership rank of your choice, effective end-of-year 2020, Zulu. --or effective right now, if you prefer.

BTW, there's a MUCH better English interpretation here (and better musical versions on YouTube)

I'd initially grabbed the first one I saw. That was a mistake.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aR7zWLA_460swp.jpg Reminds me of singing "Gaudeamus igitur" as a teenager [It was sort of a Ivy league camp song for my generation) Forgive the misspellings below. I guess those were by "legacies" who didn't crack 750 on the SAT. https://www...

You don't fool me.

You were a horny teenager once.

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Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:19 pm

What would happen if Snake Pliskin met Indiana Jones?

Indiana Jones and the Escape from this Administration?

I had tomato hornworms attack my tomato plants once (usually I plant them surrounded nu basil and other worm- and thrip-repellent plants The funny thing is: he was absolutely right not to kill that one. Tomato hornworms don't have a prominent "face" like that. The angry looking "eyes&...