Sea Creature Lounge and BBQ-Now with Bigger Power Outlets!

[RJDiogenes]

Uh oh. A Predestination Paradox. If we get a new member named Braxton, I'm outta here.

But I thought we were freinds.

I'm sure, RJ will remember you eventually.

How can we be friends if he keeps Posting before he joins.

[Lupine]

I see we're still getting paradoxes in the Reality Server.

[Lord_Plecostomus]

*crams Lupine back into reactor with Cayla* Stop escaping.


Seems we have a bad stick of RAM in the Reality Server, I'm going to take Life As We Know It offline for a few hours while ya'll sleeping and repair the hardware.

[jgc]

Damn! Can I still get a margarita around here? How about my tanning oil?

[Lord_Plecostomus]

Damn! Can I still get a margarita around here? How about my tanning oil?

Yes and yes.

The margarita is made with the finest premium ingredients for maximum refreshment and the tanning oil... well it's the good stuff that costs $8,500 a bottle.

Problem is due to the glitches you have to cross the River Of Flaming Sewage, cross the Smelly Desert, swim the Festering Mucus Sea and finally climb the Mountain Of Really Gross Moldy Chicken Guts while battling the Sun-Ripened Diaper Demon.

Do that and you'll find the margaritas and tanning oil in a safe deposit box at the top of the mountain along with some Lysol and wet-wipes.

Don't worry though this is just a temporary situation I'll have everything fixed by tomorrow.

[Sean]

*Turns on replicator; replicates a bottle of tanning oil and a margarita for jgc*

Here ya go.

[Lord_Plecostomus]

*reads label* Wal Mart brand Margarita-Mix. Classy!

[Sean]

Hey, I have no control over what brand the replicator produces. I found it in the basement of the old lounge.

[Lord_Plecostomus]

See if it can make Taco Bell.

[RJDiogenes]

We may have to move to a new Pocket Universe earlier than expected.

[jgc]

Thanks, Sean. I don't care where it comes from - I shop at Wal-Mart all the time.

I wondered about that, RJ.

[Lupine]

We may have to move to a new Pocket Universe earlier than expected.

I'll start packing.

*Stuffs Rexy into an envelope and ships him UPS*

[Lord_Plecostomus]

*crams Lupine into a 3" by 3" box*

Oh hey nachos!

[RJDiogenes]

* Tells Sea Creatures to start gathering up their bric-a-brac. *

[jgc]

*crams Lupine into a 3" by 3" box*

Is he gonna come out looking like a post-it note?