Questions Only V: Where's The Beef?

[scottydog]

Oh no, woe is any schmoe who deals a low blow to Moe.

But truth be told, I'd need to see Lee J. Cobb audition for the part of Moe before I could rule him out. Could he poke Larry's eye with the same grace and dexterity as Moe Howard?

[RJDiogenes]

What classic actors do you think would work for a more serious, gritty version of The Three Stooges?

[scottydog]

I see Patrick Stewart as a more enlightened Moe, stern to be sure, but steering the boys in a more fruitful direction.

How about you?

[RJDiogenes]

What do you think about James Coburn as Moe, Paul Michael Glaser as Larry, and Telly Savalas as Curly?

[scottydog]

Can you imagine Telly Sevalas accepting any kind of beating from Moe?

[RJDiogenes]

Do you think our Grim Stooges would even survive one short subject?

[scottydog]

I would love to find out. Unfortunately, our imaginations are likely to be left as hypotheticals.

What comedy group, besides the Three Stooges, has been among your favorites?

[RJDiogenes]

Are you familiar with the comedy duo who met Dracula and Frankenstein and all those guys?

[scottydog]

Would that be Abbott and Costello?

[RJDiogenes]

Yes, but don't you wish all the great comedy teams could have met the classic monsters?

[scottydog]

How would Harpo Marx have defeated The Blob?

[RJDiogenes]

Is it possible that the Blob could feel annoyance?

[scottydog]

If a movie could be named Silence of the Lamb, why not also Annoyance of the Blob?

[RJDiogenes]

Do you think that would make for a successful Kickstarter?

[scottydog]

Wouldn't most people prefer that the Blob be destroyed rather than merely annoyed? Yet, for comedic value, wouldn't Harpo's annoyance of it be priceless?