Questions Only V: Where's The Beef?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:46 pm

If evolution selects for intelligence, why has there only been one civilization in the history of all the billions of species on Earth?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:24 am

Do you think there may be some planets where several species (e.g., dolphins, elephants, primates) all have advanced civilizations that compete with each other?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:02 pm

Isn't the universe so big that anything that's not impossible must happen?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:42 pm

Sort of like the complete works of Shakespeare being created by monkeys if you gave them enough time at the typewriter?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:57 pm

Are you suggesting that there's a planet of Shakespeare-writing monkeys out there? What would Charlton Heston make of that?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:33 am

On that planet would the famous line from MacBeth be "Out damn dirty ape" instead of "Out damned spot"?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:24 pm

Is it possible that there is an ape named Spot?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:47 pm

As the word 'ape' appears in 'grape', are you part ape?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:07 pm

Doesn't everyone have a little ape inside them, even those who are not grapes?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:10 pm

If we were descended from grapes instead of ape, would we whine more?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:14 pm

Would a wise old grape be called a Purple Sage?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:23 pm

Were your parents wise old grapes? Or were they just plain raisins?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:50 pm

Didn't you know they were bananas?

scottydog · Post by **scottydog** » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:42 pm

Which parent did you get your creativity from?

Post by **RJDiogenes** » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:52 pm

Don't you know that I'm a mutant?

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