The TWO-SENTENCE STORY Thread

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Your image is not imaging.

I dream of a world with sugary water. If we grew pure cane sugar along the banks of every river, could we achieve that goal?

Pure cane sugar on one side and grape vines on the other-- then we'll have Goofy Grape World.

[scottydog]

^^
Any world involving goofiness is my kind of world

^^ Your image is not imaging.

That's very strange. It was imaging before

[RJDiogenes]

When I paste in the URL in a new tab, I get a Google error message that says, "Forbidden. That's all we know."

[scottydog]

^^ The above post is not a bad two-sentence story in itself

[RJDiogenes]

"Unfolding the piece of paper, I carefully typed the URL into my browser and hit Enter. I got an error message that said Forbidden. That's all we know, followed immediately by sharp knocking on my door."

[scottydog]

^Ooooohhhh. Creepy. I like that.

[RJDiogenes]

Thank you.

[Lupine]

That was a good one.

[RJDiogenes]

Thank you.

[RJDiogenes]

The consequences of brainstorming all day:

When Oumuamua appeared, pinwheeling rapidly through the Solar System from interstellar space, no one could fully explain it's odd characteristics. Until the ship from Sirius caught up and retrieved it.

And:

The mandatory quarantine has been extended to the end of next month due to the record number of Zombie Virus infections. If only more people had gotten the Zombie Vaccine.

[scottydog]

When Oumuamua appeared, pinwheeling rapidly through the Solar System from interstellar space, no one could fully explain it's odd characteristics. Until the ship from Sirius caught up and retrieved it.

Cool and also likely true!

What are your thoughts about Oumuamua's odd characteristics? Could it have been an interstellar probe?

[Lupine]

^Derelict maybe.

"They said it was a derelict. The derelict disagreed."

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Nice.

Sirius is the Dog Star, by the way, just in case.....

What are your thoughts about Oumuamua's odd characteristics? Could it have been an interstellar probe?

I think it's probably space shrapnel, from a major collision or explosion.

[RJDiogenes]

And it looks like we talked about a Six-Word Story Thread, but it never came to pass. I'll start one now.

[scottydog]

And it looks like we talked about a Six-Word Story Thread, but it never came to pass. I'll start one now.

The creature crafted an ominous two-sentence story about a six-word story thread. In ways only the mad will understand, a future six-word story will refer back to the two-sentence story thread that birthed it.