It started off slow, with more bad Vulcan writing-- in fact, the alleged humor of that sequence, once again, hung on the Vulcans acting like Humans. Which they do all the time now. But at least the writers finally remembered the two-fingered thing this time.
They also briefly introduced Stonn, which once again raises the question of how closely they will cleave to the original timeline. For a couple who complains about being apart, Spock and T'Pring see a lot of each other-- yet, by the time of "Amok Time," Spock had saved up years of leave and no one on that crew knew anything about T'Pring (including Uhura and Chapel).
But things quickly improved with the introduction of a charming social worker who flatters Pike by calling him a Boy Scout-- and when he demures, Number One points out that it's literally in his personnel file. This kicks off the real episode-- fun, surprising, and off the wall.
In their mission to rescue some colonists, the Enterprise answers a suspicious distress call in a ridiculously dense asteroid belt. Ortegas gets to be cute and clever (and later even gets to stand up and walk around-- only three episodes to give her something substantial to do). In short order, the ship is hijacked and Pike is taken captive by pirates in the warehouse basement ship.
Now things start ramping up. Pike gets the pirate captain's number in about two seconds and begins to undermine his authority-- enjoying himself all the while. This is high adventure.
Meanwhile, back at the ship, Spock and Chapel regain control of the systems, which had been on pirate-proof lockdown, only to be betrayed by the charming social worker-- who turns out to be the Pirate Queen!! And I did not see it coming, even a little bit. The funny part is, that's only the second biggest surprise of the episode.
So now that the real villain-- Captain Angel, of all things, in total Saturday morning serial mode-- has been revealed, the evil plan is out in the open. She was really after Spock to use him for a hostage exchange for her husband, who is a Vulcan criminal in the custody of T'Pring. There are ploys and counterploys, during which Spock and Chapel pretend, a little too convincingly, that they're hooked up, and T'Pring exits stage left with her prisoner still imprisoned.
Interestingly, in the first half of the episode they made a point of saying that communications with Starfleet take two days-- yet in the second half of the episode, Captain Angel converses with T'Pring in real time. Technology progresses really fast in this timeline.
But then comes my favorite moment in the episode-- as Spock and Chapel are left to deal with a very unhappy Pirate Queen, the pirate ship swoops in to the rescue (apparently armed with prefix codes), with Captain Pike literally at the wheel. The pirate ship wooden buccaneer rudder-steering Captain Kidd wheel. A classic moment, only enhanced by the surly crew of pirates in the background, peacefully exercising their right to redress their commander for grievances to the death. And then further enhanced by Pike's terrible pirate impression back on the ship. Never has an episode subverted expectations so much as this one.
But that's not even the end. The show has one final classic twist: The prisoner that Captain Angel wanted was incarcerated under an alias. He is actually Spock's other semi sibling, Sybok! Got me again. And this raises quite a lot of questions. Is Captain Angel under Sybok's control? Did she take the initiative to spring him? And who is Sybok in this era? Thirty years later, he's a misguided religious fanatic, not a villain-- but what's he up to now? Why is he incarcerated?
All in all, a great episode. Not quite as much of an homage to TOS as some of the others, but it was still there. The character bits for Spock were good, but redundant-- the advice the undercover Pirate Queen gave him was pretty much word for word what he himself said to T'Pring earlier in the season. But there was also the subtext of irony in relation to honesty all over the place. The Boy Scout psyching out the pirates, the Pirate Queen's thorough deception, Spock and Chapel tricking T'Pring with their real feelings, while lying to each other, and, of course, T'Pring pretending that she was not fooled for a Vulcan minute. Also, I liked Chapel's line, "Don't try to be smarter than the truth." This show can be sneaky, sliding in messages to the very people who think they're above messaging.
I have a feeling it will involve a season-ending cliffhanger.
I liked how they treated it as just a day at the office-- this sort of thing is old news to Pike and Number One.1. The episode was all pretty much by-the-numbers. Pike's ability to manipulate the pirates into mutiny seemed a bit too easy, but I'm willing to roll with it.
The pirates had clearly put him through the wringer.4. Did Pike's hair seem more tamed than usual, or have I seen so many exaggerted memes that his hair looks normal by comparison?