scottydog wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:27 am
Well, we all know that this marks a turning point in human history. Haven't these scientists ever watched any episode of any sci-fi show that involves bringing exotic alien samples onto a ship or planet?
I'm a little surprised they didn't bring it to the space station first.
So what's bound to happen is, we'll never hear any follow-ups to this story. I'll play golf with the General next month and he'll be sporting all sorts of hideous scarring on his arms, legs, and face. It may take a while, but he'll share the gruesome details with me, as he always does. You'll only be able to read about it when my book entitled, The General Horror, is released posthumously.
Aw, why do we have to wait?
How might the samples from Asteroid Bennu affect Elara?
When the scientists open the sample capsule, they will find a handful of pebbles from Bennu. Within seconds, upon contact with the atmosphere of Earth, the pebbles will grow into boulders the size of Indiana Jones' assailant and begin rolling around of their own accord. Before long, they will smash out of the clean room, roll through the corridors of the research facility, crash through the exterior doors, and escape into the wide world. Gifted with some cosmic instinct that we humans cannot hope to understand, the Bennu Boulders will sense that their greatest challenge lies somewhere in the American Midwest and make a beeline for
Elara. Taken unawares, as she plants vegetables or walks her horses or whatever,
Elara will be bowled over by these celestial stones. Bruised and bloodied,
Elara will apply band-aids, aloe, and a couple of DIY stitches. This will continue for days or weeks, until the Rubble From Beyond becomes so discouraged that they crumble into impotent dust, defeated.
What would an alien life form that lives on an asteroid do for fun?