2023 Funny Pictures Thread -- What Does Not Kill Us Keeps us Laughing

[RJDiogenes]

No. Killing them, sure. Chopping them up, sure. Feeding them to the wolves or gerbils or whatever, sure. But no. Bleah. Ack.

"The People's Genitals."

Two great movie ideas.

[scottydog]

^^ Excellent, Gary

I have a vegetarian friend who posted this exchange with ChatGPT:

[RJDiogenes]

That's hilarious. I wonder what it would say if you pointed out that it was essentially the same question.

[Gary]

[RJDiogenes]

Two of those are mine.

No jury would convict her.

Anybody who sits on a one-person bench is an oxymoron.

Classic.

Stop making those faces! This is good information!

I only give half that many fucks.

[Gary]

[RJDiogenes]

What language did they even use in the 1900s? Aramaic or something?

That's exactly what will happen. Rather than admit they're wrong, they'll threaten to blacklist anyone who doesn't agree to change the pronunciation of "graphics" so that their mistake becomes right.

KIDNEY STONESSS!!!

This is actually a good idea: Swiss Army Goop.

[Gary]

[RJDiogenes]

I guess with self-driving cars this will kind of come true.

There is much truth to this.

Isn't this all Christians?

This is almost as good as my Muppets' Psycho idea.

[Gary]

[scottydog]

^^ Good ones as always, Gary

[RJDiogenes]

Depends on my target.

And pretty much any other TV or movie hero.

I'll take one for the front door and one for the back door. And a bumper sticker, if they have any.

My pain... is different.

[Gary]

[scottydog]

^^ Those Waldo pics are hilarious

[RJDiogenes]

Apparently this is what Artificial Intelligence thinks of Human Intelligence.

Do people really need mnemonics to remember how many feet are in a mile?

That's great, although I can't imagine anyone denying Churchill a drink.

He said "best evidence," not "compelling evidence."