Terran BBS Archive

Here's Johnny! I mean Herbie!

Curi next please?

Hold it at gun point?

ummm, I think you got that a bit twisted...it's a MAN'S sex drive that's lowered by ninety per cent by a wedding cake. Hmm, really? Then how about this as a response: A first-grade class is having a game of "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is t...

Ask and you shall receive!

Hmm, you again Curi?

Hmm, I thought it said 1 registered(me) and 1 hiding and 2 guests? Oh well, I must be seeing things.

Someone is hiding again. That you Phoenix?

Yikes!

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.








It's called a Wedding Cake.

I'm here all night folks.

Did I go somewhere?

So a man hits a woman with a car.

Who's at fault?















The man.
What was he doing driving in the kitchen?

It's set to be 53f here tomorrow. I'm excited to have the warmer weather.

Came in to say hello.

Hmm, no. I am not a ghost. Very solid and here in the present.

Maybe Ghostie now?

I'm glad you guys are enjoying the book collection. I've always thought a pub ought to have a good selection.

*grabs Rushdie's Satanic Verses and plops down into an empty chair*

*pulls out an old pipe and lights it. A warm cherry vanilla smoke begins to hover overhead*

After me perhaps!

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goat herder?! One does not herd goats. One lulls them. They are very finicky about whom they choose for company and very aggressive towards those they do not like. Not unlike guard dogs, really.

So, now that you know.

Santa?

Well that's really all well and good. The sword and all but I just feel that it's a more complete act when nucl*transmission interrupted* *Harry's bar is vaporized in a blast that clears most of the block* Whoops. I didn't think it would be so fast. I had hoped I would be able to finish my thought f...

Now, now Santa.

Be nice or I'll be forced to Nuke Harry's from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure, you know.

*gets the ale for RJD and a scotch for himself*

Here ya go.

*calls to confirm that the girls and live music are still on for tonight*

*walks in and over to the thermostat and turns it down ten degrees*

Sure is warmer in at the Lonely Goat!

*walks out*

Hello all!

Nope, Santa?

Not yet. What's up Ghostie?

I'm glad someone noticed! Dern thing is costing me 250 an hour!

As is should be!

*grabs a beer and wanders over to the billiards room*