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PrincessWhoopAss · #1651 Post by **PrincessWhoopAss** » January 6th, 2007, 7:40 am

I had a girl named Dana
from Santa Ana
she was a waitress at the Copacabana
she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
like Janet Jackson in Rhythm Nation
her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
and you could see her ass from outer space
so I landed on her planet
and planted a Mickey Av flag in it, damnit

one, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor.
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the Jane Fonda.
five, six, seven now
if you dont know, let me show you how
to work it out..work it little momma
i know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

mudshark · #1652 Post by **mudshark** » January 12th, 2007, 9:36 pm

she wont get out of bed & shake her snakey hair grabe her throw her in the tub she says "coffe & a piece of pie" she never wears a dress on sunday or any monday afternoon the this is no goddamn country to wander alone devil doll devil doll rags and bones and battered shoes devil doll devil doll people turn their heads she scares little kids eyes narrow jaw is set shell fix you with a stare she keeps her body hidden lets her eyes make her bid id wrap her up in a bullet and shoot her round the world devil doll devil doll rags ans bones and battered shoes devil doll devil doll devil doll devil doll

desert rose · #1653 Post by **desert rose** » January 13th, 2007, 5:52 pm

I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be a love suicide,
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be,
The greatest fan of your life.

PrincessWhoopAss · #1654 Post by **PrincessWhoopAss** » February 6th, 2007, 8:48 am

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skippy
Your dick- hungry as a hippy

desert rose · #1655 Post by **desert rose** » February 9th, 2007, 5:48 pm

One for the Canadians of Terran :wink:

This is 'Canada's Really Big' by The Arrogant Worms:

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see,
It seems as if this country has lost its will to live.
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army,
But we can still stand proudly,
'Cause Canada's really big!

We're the secon largest country,
On this planet Earth,
And if Russia keeps on shrinking,
Then soon we'll be first!
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks,
And Switzerland has banks,
They can keep them thanks,
They just don't amount,
'Cause when you get down to it,
You find out what the truth is,
It isn't what you do with it,
It's the size tht counts!

Most people will tell you,
That France is pretty large,
But you can put 14 France's,
Into this land of ours!
(It'd take a lot of work,
It's take a whole lot of work)

We're larger than Malasia,
We're most as big as Asia,
We're bigger than Australia and it's a continent.
So big we seldom bother,
To go see one another,
Though we often go to other countries for vacations

Our mountains are very pointy,
Our prairies are not,
The rest is kinda bumpy,
But man do we have a lot!
(We got a lot of land,
We got a whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud,
And sing up very loud,
We stand out from the crowd,
'Cause Canada's really big!

Lila · #1656 Post by **Lila** » February 15th, 2007, 8:28 pm

jag kan ligga med
precis vem jag vill
jag kan stjäla alla flickors hjärtan
och ha dom i källaren
där kan dom ligga år ut och in

men jag vill bara ha Anna Wennergren

jag vill bara släppa dig
hålla dig
släppa dig...

I can sleep with
whomever I want
I can steal the hearts from all the girls
and keep them in my basement
there they can lay year out and year in

but the only one i want is Anna Wennergren

I just want to let you go
hold on to you
let you go...

#1657 Post by **Santaman** » February 16th, 2007, 2:30 pm

William Shatner

Has been

Has been
Has been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack
Never done jack
Glad to meet ya
Who's your friend?
Dick
Don't say dick
Whaddya know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Don
Two thumbs Don

Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done jack and two thumbs Don
And sidekick don't say dick
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done shit

I've heard of you
The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
Yeah
The never was talking about still trying
I got it
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
Jack
Never done Jack
And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?
I don't say dick
Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
Two thumbs up
What are you afraid of?
Failure?
So am I
Has been implies failure
Not so
Has been is history
Has been was
Has been might again

Lila · #1658 Post by **Lila** » February 16th, 2007, 2:49 pm

När blev dina steg så tunga?
jag ser fåglar och morgondagg
jag vet vad allt som betyder
samma som när vi var unga

det är en film du ser i huvet
det du fick, det du inte fick
jag blir så ledsen när jag ser
hur solen sjunker i din blick

men jag har aldrig varit här
jag har aldrig varit här..

When did youre steps become so heavy?
I see birds and morning dew
I know everything that means
then same as when we were young

Its a movie playing in youre head
about what you got and what you dident get
I get so sad when i see
the sun setting in youre eyes

But i was never here
I was never here....

#1659 Post by **Santaman** » March 1st, 2007, 9:38 pm

Es fließt durch meine Venen
Es schläft in meinen Tränen
Es läuft mir aus den Ohren
Herz und Nieren sind Motoren!

Theophilus · #1660 Post by **Theophilus** » March 3rd, 2007, 5:15 pm

THey're like roaches, never dying.

#1661 Post by **SpaceBall** » March 8th, 2007, 11:01 pm

nell'illusione ho creduto alla mia forza inesorabile
e inevitabilmente sono diventata debole
ora sento gli eventi si transformano e so giÃ
di emozioni che aprono ricordi lontani

nell'anima ritrovo la speranza che nel corpo stanco ormai
ha smesso di vibrare come un fuoco spento dal mio pianto
tra le mani un filo d'acqua porterÃ² con me e
nel deserto un filo d'erba sopravviverÃ

i do, i do emergere dal fondo per lottare e poi
salire in alto piÃ¹ che mai
i do, i do guardare nel futuro e sorridere
senza temere nulla piÃ¹

in un instante nuove aspirazioni anche se davanti a me
si apre uno scenario di conquiste e smarrimenti,
nel silenzio, riflessi de epoche lasciate via
respirando ne avverto il moto circolare e poi...

il tempo si Ã¨ fermato per tracciare nuovi confini, ed io
mi spingerÃ² lontano raccogliendo le mie forze nel vento
tra le mani riflessi di epoche lasciate via
camminando ritrovo le tracce indelebili

i do, i do gridare contro gli occhi spenti e gelidi
per essere sempre di piÃ¹
i do, i do oltrepassare mondi inespugnabili
senza temere nulla piÃ¹...
i do, i do emeregere dal fondo per lottare e poi
salire in alto piÃ¹ che mai
i do, i do guardare nel futuro e sorridere
con una nuova identitÃ
fino a quando il sole sorgerÃ ............

Theophilus · #1662 Post by **Theophilus** » March 18th, 2007, 12:10 am

I want you to sit on my fax machine.
Prove to me that you love me.

#1663 Post by **Santaman** » April 12th, 2007, 10:23 am

YO HO (A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Theophilus · #1664 Post by **Theophilus** » April 12th, 2007, 12:07 pm

Who's your Daddy?

#1665 Post by **Santaman** » April 14th, 2007, 10:41 am

Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…
I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….
You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

#1666 Post by **Santaman** » June 3rd, 2007, 2:20 pm

Joe Dolce - Shut Uppa You Face

'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe, I got-a something special-a for you, ready?

Uno, duo, tre, quatro

When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade, Mama used to say don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool, Giuseppe going to flunk-a school.

Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules.

Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks.

Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time.

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.

What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?

It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a you face!

That's-a my mama, I can remember.

Big accordion solo.

Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice!

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star.

Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies.

Get-a myself a new car, but still I be myself I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing.

I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say:

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.

What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a you face

Mama, she said it all-a da time.

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect.

What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?

It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a you face

That's-a my mama!

Hello, everybody!

'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land.

Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc Shaddap-a you face?

I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud.

Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good

You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple.

See, I sing: "what's-a matter you?"

You sing: "Hey!"

Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing: "Ah, Shaddap-a you face!"

O.k., let's-a try it, really big!

Uno, duo, tre, quatro

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. Hey!

What-a you t'ink you do? Hey!

Why you look-a so sad? Hey!

It's-a not so bad. Hey! It's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a you face!

OK one more-a time for mama!

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect. Hey! What-a you t'ink you do? Hey!

Why you look-a so sad? Hey!

It's-a not so bad. Hey! It's-a nice-a place.

Ah, shaddap-a you face!

#1667 Post by **Santaman** » October 31st, 2007, 4:13 pm

Strange lyrics, great synth beat, great atmosphere.

Cerf Mitiska & Jaren- light the skies

You know the song that goes like...?

And if you only knew
Just how much the sun needs you...
To help him light the sky
You would be suprised...

desert rose · #1668 Post by **desert rose** » November 4th, 2007, 6:18 pm

Scars are souvenirs you never lose

#1669 Post by **Santaman** » February 3rd, 2008, 7:13 pm

MATTHEW GOOD BAND

"Rat Who Would Be King"

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while
Once you're in you're pretty much fucked
When I was the rat
The rat who would be king
I imagined typhoid and us alone
Always us alone
And I've waited on the sidelines all this time
And I've a grenade
With our names scratched on the side
But that's love
And you know that love's not enough

Crawl from the sea
Wait for some thumbs
A greatness to breed
Build the mall of America
When I was rat
The rat would be king
I imagined ashes and us alone
Always us alone
And I've waited on the sidelines all this time
And I've a grenade
With our names scratched on the side
But that's just love
And you know that love's not enough

desert rose · #1670 Post by **desert rose** » February 3rd, 2008, 9:44 pm

Visions of the promised land
I close my eyes
And angels die
No man alive
Can stop the bleed
And now I hear
The voice of failure

Lila · #1671 Post by **Lila** » February 18th, 2008, 3:17 pm

Natalie Merchant My Skin

Take a look at my body,
look at my hands
there's so much here that I don't understand
Your face saving promises,
whispered like prayers
I don't need them.
Cuz I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long as if I'm becoming untouchable...
Well, contempt loves the silence
it thrives in the dark,
the fine winding tendrils that strangle the heart
They say that promises sweeten the blow
but I don't need them... no I don't need them.
I've been treated so wrong,
I've been treated so long as if I'm becoming untouchable
I'm a slow dying flower
I'm the frost killing hour
sweet turning sour
& untouchable.
ooh I need
the darkness,
the sweetness,
the sadness,
the weakness,
ooh I need this.
Need a lullabye,
a kiss goodnight,
angel, sweet love of my life
ooh I need this
I'm a slow dying flower
frost killing hour
the sweet turning sour
& untouchable
Do you remember the way that you touched me before,
all the trembling sweetness
I loved and adored...
Your face saving promises
whispered like prayers.
I don't need them.
I need the darkness,
the sweetness,
the sadness,
the weakness,
ooh I need this.
I need a lullabye
a kiss goodnight,
angel, sweet love of my life
ooh I need this
Well, is it dark enough,
can you see me?
do you want me?
can you reach me?
or I'm leaving...
you better shut your mouth
and hold your breath
you kiss me now,
you catch your death
oh I mean this...
oh I mean this..

Meech · #1672 Post by **Meech** » February 24th, 2008, 8:35 pm

The only girl I ever loved
was born with roses in her eyes
but then they buried her alive
one evening, 1945,
and that was weeks before the guns
all came and rained on everyone
now she's a little boy in Spain
playing pianos filled with flames...

(from Holland 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

#1673 Post by **Santaman** » March 9th, 2008, 12:01 am

You say you wander your own land
But when I think about it
I don't see how you can
You're aching, you're breaking
And I can see the pain in your eyes
Says everybody's changing
And I don't know why

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

You're gone from here
And soon you will disappear
Fading into beautiful light
Cause everybody's changing
And I don't feel right

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

Oh everybody’s changing and I don’t feel the same

#1674 Post by **Aurian** » March 15th, 2008, 11:48 pm

Even if I could
I wouldn't leave you crying
Even if I should
And there is no use denying
That you and I belong together
We share a hidden past
And nothing short of my forever
And yours is what I ask

I don't have much to give you
I don't have much to share
I reach as far as I dare go
And pray I'll find you there

Whispers in the dark
Kisses that are burning
Clouding up my heart
Leaving but I'm yearning
You and I belong together
We share a hidden past
And nothing short of my forever
And yours is what I ask

I don't have much to give you
I don't have much to share
I reach as far as I dare go
And pray I'll find you there
I don't have much to offer
Just body, mind and soul
So tell me what you need
Just what you ask of me
And that is where I'll go
And that is where I'll go

Captain Cisco · #1675 Post by **Captain Cisco** » March 16th, 2008, 2:58 am

(From Kyle XY. LOVE this song!! If you want to hear it, click here.)

I'm haunted by this photograph
Don't know why
Everytime I look, I get shivers down my spine
You're such a beautiful face
I know these eyes
They take me back in time

She could be you
I wouldn't even know
She could be you
But that was long ago
She could be you

I wish that I could tell you
What you don't know
I dream about that day
But it's impossible
In another world,
I'll be yours tonight
But I can't break free from this life

She could be you
I wouldn't even know
She could be you
But that was long ago
She could be you

I see it all the time
I know it's true
A picture doesn't lie

She could be you
I wouldn't even know
She could be you
But that was long ago
She could be you

She could be you
She could be you