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desert rose · #1 Post by **desert rose** » February 10th, 2005, 11:14 am

Your favourite quotes from any film you like.

'I was dead at the time' - Jack O'Neill - Stargate SG1

Niorah · #2 Post by **Niorah** » February 10th, 2005, 12:41 pm

From Aliens:

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?

LilyPadd · #3 Post by **LilyPadd** » February 10th, 2005, 3:22 pm

I love lamp.

From Anchorman which I watched yesterday. That scene totally cracks me up every time!! :lol:

Elric3960 · #4 Post by **Elric3960** » February 10th, 2005, 4:23 pm

Captain Renault: What brought you to Casablanca?
Rick Blaine: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Renault: Waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Blaine: I was misinformed.

If I live to be 100, I'll never forget those lines nor that film.

desert rose · #5 Post by **desert rose** » February 10th, 2005, 7:46 pm

Fire bad....tree pretty - Buffy

Captain Cisco · #6 Post by **Captain Cisco** » February 10th, 2005, 8:08 pm

From Gettysburg:

James L. Kemper: Well, I got to hand it to you, George. You sure got a talent for trivializing the momentous and complicating the obvious. You ever consider running for Congress?

Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: All science trembles at the searing logic of your fiery intellect.

Niorah · #7 Post by **Niorah** » February 10th, 2005, 9:23 pm

From Gone with the wind

Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Captain Cisco · #8 Post by **Captain Cisco** » February 10th, 2005, 9:30 pm

From Austin Powers:

Dr. Evil: Throw me a freakin' bone here!

Niorah · #9 Post by **Niorah** » February 10th, 2005, 9:36 pm

From MASH

Charles: Get me Tokyo.
Radar: What, on the radio?
Charles: No, open the door and yell.

Elric3960 · #10 Post by **Elric3960** » February 12th, 2005, 5:22 pm

Also from MASH:

Hawkeye Pierce: I'd give $10 to see a vericose vein.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake: Give me the 10 bucks and I'll drop my shorts.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake: Caesar's come to praise us, not bury us!...I thought that was pretty good!

Hawkeye(describing Radar): He shines my armor, feeds my horse, and ofttimes fetches me a hapless wench!

They don't write them like that anymore.

desert rose · #11 Post by **desert rose** » February 12th, 2005, 9:38 pm

Growl - Dorian Gray (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

#12 Post by **Santaman** » February 12th, 2005, 10:04 pm

"Trust me, i know what I'm doing." SledgeHammer

Meech · #13 Post by **Meech** » February 12th, 2005, 11:47 pm

"The truth is, you're weak. And I'm the tryanny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."- Jules, Pulp Fiction

Niorah · #14 Post by **Niorah** » February 13th, 2005, 9:43 am

From True lies

Helen Tasker: "I married Rambo..."

#15 Post by **Santaman** » February 13th, 2005, 11:15 am

From Spaceballs:

SANDURZ Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens
now, is happening now.

HELMET What happened to then?

SANDURZ We passed then?

HELMET When?

SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.

HELMET Go back to then.

SANDURZ When?

HELMET Now.

SANDURZ Now?

HELMET Now.

SANDURZ I can't.

HELMET Why?

SANDURZ We missed it.

HELMET When?

SANDURZ Just now.

HELMET When will then be now?

SANDURZ Soon.

Niorah · #16 Post by **Niorah** » February 14th, 2005, 9:44 am

From Buffy:

Spike: Last night was... God, I'm such a jerk. I can't do this.

Buffy: Spike...
Spike: It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me you bloody well better use that 'cause I couldn't bear it. It may not mean that much to you.
Buffy: I just told you it did.
Spike: I know, I hear you say it, but... I've lived for sodding ever, Buffy, I've done everything - I've done things with you I can't spell, but I've never... been close. To anyone, least of all you... Until last night. All I did was hold you, and watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life. So I'm, yeah. Terrified.

KindredWolf · #17 Post by **KindredWolf** » February 14th, 2005, 11:42 pm

"These people survived the riots, the bugs, the three-year winter but they are not going to survive you." General Abraham, The Postman

Niorah · #18 Post by **Niorah** » February 15th, 2005, 8:03 am

From Roxanne:

Sandy: He's got a great ass.
Roxanne Kowalski: Too bad it's on his shoulders.

desert rose · #19 Post by **desert rose** » February 15th, 2005, 10:35 pm

We are standing in a room with a DEAD GUY!! - Muppet Treasure Island

The Weatherman · #20 Post by **The Weatherman** » February 15th, 2005, 10:53 pm

From M*A*S*H

Burns: This ol' cowboy ain't gonna be lonesome tonight !
*begins clucking like a chicken*
--
(From the pilot episode)
*Trapper and Hawkeye are hitting golf balls into an open field, and one of which hits a spot where a buried land mine is hidden*

Trapper (Still holding his follow-through posture): "FORE!" *shrugs shoulders*
--
Radar (over the P.A.) "By order of the new commanding offficer, all commanding officers report to the commading officers' office, sirs!"

Theophilus · #21 Post by **Theophilus** » February 16th, 2005, 6:04 am

Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope!

Niorah · #22 Post by **Niorah** » February 16th, 2005, 9:51 am

From The untouchables

Al Capone: I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!

desert rose · #23 Post by **desert rose** » February 18th, 2005, 12:29 am

How many times do I have to kill you? - Return of Jafar (had to watch it with siblings)

Niorah · #24 Post by **Niorah** » February 18th, 2005, 8:59 am

From Dogma:

Metatron: [Describing why God doesn't talk to people directly] Were you to hear God's true voice, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

desert rose · #25 Post by **desert rose** » February 19th, 2005, 8:40 pm

So this is it, we're all gonna die.