^^ Good ones, Gary!

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Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:12 am

Or that there's no such thing as a simpler time.

I think he means "at."

What if he missed and now the dad's name is Lulubelle?

On my retirement to-do list is spending more time in the food court.

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Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:00 pm

So true. They have an engineer in the main cast, you'd think they'd have an IT guy.

Lassie Gets Amnesia.

Looks like he doesn't take any either.

This is offensive to dolphins. I'm outraged. I demand that the poster make numerous public apologies, take a 9-year course in sensitivity training, donate his house to the Marine Mammal Foundation, and never work in this country again.

See next meme.

See previous meme.

Awesome. If whoever did this made customized shirts available, they'd clean up.

Allow me to introduce you to Patreon.

My Brother had a landscape photo of his cat stretched out just like a Playboy centerfold.

Gary wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:47 pm

That must be that neighborhood with the candy houses.

Well, they are the deadliest animal.

The legend of the Cyclops came from elephant skulls.

Atomic weapons: They not only end wars, but they also keep the peace.

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Tue Jun 15, 2021 1:17 am

Stargate: Blair Witch.

Ah, that's worthy of Asterix.

The famous Millennial Sheepdog.

There is truth to this, and I'm guilty of it. When I worked at BMC, I once had a lithotripsy and then shuffled back across the campus to my office.

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Fri Jun 18, 2021 12:50 am

Amusing, because I just almost got flattened again by somebody coming into the parking in the wrong lane. I mean, there's an island between them!

Careful, a lot of times that scenario upgrades you to the pilot's seat.

Don't let Maddie see this!

We're swiftly being reduced to the ultimate Venn Diagram: The word "Stupid" in a circle.

We could pretty much cut out everything between Las Vegas and Schenectady. Except for that paw print over the Great Lakes. I like the paw print over the Great Lakes.

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Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:25 pm

That's baleen, common in whale cosplay.

Racist! Misogynist!

With any luck it's Barry Allen and he'll be gone in a flash.

The socks do not go with the box.

^^ These are all so good! Thanks, Gary!